if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
Now that I know Fran’s weakness, I can always use it against her
No fuck you
I like it when you’re feisty.
isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life